Rug Cover
Hedge your bag before the dev does. Finally, the dev isn't the only one with an exit.
Bag Wars
COMING WITH THE CASINOBAG WARS
Casino revenue that buys and burns YOUR memecoin. We don't pay KOLs. We pay your bags.
- 1
Enlist
Your coin needs $250k liquidity and 30 days alive. Rugs that die in a week need not apply.
- 2
Join
Hold $50 of the coin in your wallet. That's it. You're in the clan, soldier.
- 3
Score
Clans score on theoretical house revenue, not volume. Wash trading scores zero. Nice try.
- 4
Win
Every Monday 5% of NGR buys the top 3 clans' coins, split 50/30/20, and burns them.
- 5
Boost
Staked $COPE in The Dumpster multiplies your score, up to 2x.
Guard rails: liquidity and age minimums, score on house edge not volume, per-wallet caps, and buybacks spread over the week so nobody front-runs Monday.
The clans
Pick a side. Bring the bags.
- Loading the clans...
Robinhood Chain natives get the first banners.
Market caps as of 27 Oct 2026, CoinGecko. Parody clans, not endorsements.
DEMO
War Room
Fake numbers. The casino isn't open. Nobody is winning yet.
The Graveyard
COMING WITH THE CASINOBury your dead bags.
Send a rugged coin to the Graveyard and get Necro Spins on the house. Your worst trade, finally useful.
Want it to go out loud? Book a Viking Funeral paid in $COPE. Flaming longboat, sad trumpet, the works.
Meme Slots
Your coin gets its own slot. 1% of its NGR buys your coin. Forever.
The Degen Bestiary
Know your degens.
A field guide to the trenches. Parody archetypes only. Any resemblance to your group chat is coincidence.
Jeet
Sold at +4%. Watched it 50x. Tweets "scam" anyway.
Bagholder
Not trapped. Just "long-term aligned."
Whale
Sneezes and the chart catches a cold.
Shrimp
$12 portfolio, 400 opinions.
Dev
"gm." (sells)
Cabal
Doesn't exist. Ate your coin anyway.
KOL
Shills at 9:00. Dumps at 9:01. Thread at 9:02.
Sniper Bot
Bought your launch before you finished typing the ticker.
Bundler
Forty wallets, one guy, zero shame.
Normie
Asks what a wallet is. Ends up up more than you.
Space Daddy
Hosts a five-hour voice chat. Says nothing. Beautifully.
SAFU Guy
Funds are SAFU. Funds are always SAFU. Until.
Laser-Eyed Maxi
Everything else is a shitcoin. Also owns six shitcoins.
Hoodie Founder
Ships a roadmap, never the product.
Airdrop Farmer
Two hundred wallets, one dream, no sleep.
Paper Hands
Folded before the candle closed.
Diamond Hands
Held to zero. Calls it conviction.
Exit Liquidity
Looked around for the exit liquidity. It was a mirror.
Ape
Read the contract? Read the ticker. Good enough.
LARP Trader
Posts the green screenshots. Deletes the red ones.
Bring your bags
BRING YOUR BAGS.
Deposit any memecoin that meets the Bag Wars bar. Play with it, fight for its clan, watch the Monday burn. It's not trash. It's a long-term hold.
COMING WITH THE CASINO