
Dumpster Fire
Half of the launchpad creator fees burn $COPE from day one; half fund the build, on-chain. Casino revenue takes over when it opens. The fire never goes out.

Sir, this is a token

The token of COPIUM, the casino that pays you to cope.
Fair launch on Robinhood Chain.

CA drops at launch. Only on our X and Telegram.
Anyone sending you one before that is Sir Rugsworth. Status: dropping at launch.
Check all 42 characters.
Why $COPE

Half of the launchpad creator fees burn $COPE from day one; half fund the build, on-chain. Casino revenue takes over when it opens. The fire never goes out.

Stake $COPE and earn a cut of the house when the casino opens. Get in, loser.

Casino revenue buys YOUR memecoin. We don't pay KOLs. We pay your bags.

The airdrop for the rekt. Prove your losses, claim later. Your worst trades finally pay off.
IN COPE WE TRUST
Reason 5: you were going to buy anyway
How to buy

Get a wallet: Robinhood Wallet, MetaMask or Rabby.
Found one in the dumpster. Still works.
Get ETH on Robinhood Chain: buy it in the Robinhood Wallet or bridge it from Ethereum.
Walk the plank. The good kind.

On launch day, use ONLY the link on our X and Telegram. Fakes will exist.
Fakes will exist. Sir Rugsworth is already typing.

Ape in on Uniswap. Then cope responsibly.
Cannonball.
Coming after launch










Still early
Before the bet, you're high on Hopium. Pure, uncut, 100x-guaranteed Hopium.
After the bet, you need Copium. We sell both. We are very good at the second one.
Quick Games
Coming after launch. Nothing to play yet: every one of these opens Q1 2027, after $COPE launches. Until then, stare at them and cope.

HOPIUM LOADED. This is the one.


No wallet. No money. Just gravity.

Crash. Sir Rugsworth pulls it at a random moment. He always does.
1% edgeComing Q1 2027
Mines. Open bags, find out who the exit liquidity is. (It's you.)
1% edgeComing Q1 2027
Ladder. Climb the public launch pool. The dev might dump. The dev might.
1% edgeComing Q1 2027
Pump the balloon until it pops. Then pump it again, apparently.
1% edgeComing Q1 2027
Chicken crossing. Dodge the jeets. They will not slow down for you.
Coming Q1 2027
Tower. Climb faster than the floor price falls.
1% edgeComing Q1 2027
Plinko. Risk levels: Mild, Heavy and Terminal Cope.
1% edgeComing Q1 2027
Limbo. Leverage up to 1,000,000x. What could go wrong. Everything.
1% edgeComing Q1 2027
Hi-lo. Hans folds first. Hans always folds first.
1% edgeComing Q1 2027
Flip at 1.98x. The only honest 50/50 in crypto.
1% edgeComing Q1 2027
Dice. Pick a number. Watch it not go up. Sometimes it does.
Coming Q1 2027
Snipe the roll before the bots do. The bots are already here.
Coming Q1 2027
Drill. You thought this was the bottom. Keep digging, ser.
Coming Q1 2027
Pick your numbers like you pick your airdrops: blindly, with hope.
Coming Q1 2027
Spin it. Every slice is a different flavour of it's fine.
Coming Q1 2027
Hold until the diamond cracks. Cash out before it does. Or don't, legend.
1% edgeComing Q1 2027
Cases. Open one. It's probably nothing. Probably.
Coming Q1 2027
Packs. Rip open fresh mints. Floor price not included.
Coming Q1 2027
Bars. Stack green candles. Pray the red one doesn't show up.
Coming Q1 2027
A monkey throws darts at the chart. Beats your TA, honestly.
Coming Q1 2027
Moles. The dev pops up to sell. Bonk him first.
Coming Q1 2027
Snakes and ladders, except the snakes are rugs and the ladders are hopium.
Coming Q1 2027
Rock-paper-scissors. Crab beats everyone. For eight months.
Coming Q1 2027COPIUM Studio
HOPIUM LOADED. This is the one.

Ten at launch. Then a new slot every week until the reels run out of memes. (They won't.)

Ser, the Lambo is on the moon. Spin to get there.
96.5% RTP
Every bag has a multiplier. Every bagholder has a story.
96.2% RTP
A throne made of red candles. Tumbling gems. Long live the king.
96.0% RTP
Climb it. Do not sell at the top. Do not sell at the bottom either.

Turn the eyes on and the reels light up. Profile picture not included.

Every spin comes with a promise. Funds are always SAFU. Until.

Ten thousand coins for two pizzas. Spin for the toppings.

Just a small network fee. Gary is mining gold on every spin.

Multipliers that only climb. Sometimes. Ser, it is a feature.

Open the bonus. It's probably nothing. Probably a jackpot.

Coming next
New game types every month, new meme slots every week.

Live dealers in Rekt Raccoon heads. Cards, cope and chat.
COMING
Clan mascots race. Wins count for Bag Wars.
COMING
Chickens that panic-sell before the line.
COMING
Scratch the card. Find out if the rug was pulled.
COMING
Meme bingo. Mark your numbers, pray for a line.
COMING
PvP flips and crash battles. Pick a fight.
COMINGHopium Sportsbook
Football, cricket, basketball, tennis, UFC, F1 and esports. Pre-match and live.

BET SLIP Demo. No wagering. No money.
Total odds: 9.58x

Over 9.5 corners: lost by one corner.
CERTIFIED REKT
Cope Insurance refunds 1 leg

Copy a Degen / Fade a Degen. Tail the hottest hand. Or bet against your worst friend. Both are valid.
Cope Insurance. One leg busted your 12-leg parlay? Get some back. We've been there.
Certified Rekt cards. Lost big? Get a shareable certificate. Flex your losses.Never done before: your bags, rehabilitated.
Casino revenue that buys and burns YOUR memecoin. We don't pay KOLs. We pay your bags.
Dog clan against frog clan, pulling over a $COPE flag. Tap a team to cheer it on.
Rope tension: maximum. Integrity: questionable.
Clans fight for glory. Part of weekly NGR buys and burns the top 3 clans' coins.
Bury your rugged coins for free spins. Go out in style with a Viking Funeral paid in $COPE.
Hedge your bag before the dev does. Finally, the dev isn't the only one with an exit.
Your coin gets its own slot. 1% of its NGR buys your coin. Forever.


Tokenomics
1,000,000,000 $COPE
Where casino revenue goes, one slice at a time.

Team tokens: 0. The dev ate nothing. The team's cut of revenue (?%) only exists if the casino earns.

VIP
It's not trash. It's a long-term hold. Six floors, one trash-can elevator.
Roadmap
The die always rolls SOON.
Meme wall
Drag them around the fridge. Tap one to open it. Rekt Raccoon does not believe in copyright.
Clans
When Bag Wars opens, casino revenue buys the winning clans' coins. Pick a fighter now. Parody clans, not endorsements.

Feels good, man. Feels better green.
Meme generator
Pick a meme, type your cope, download the PNG. Nothing leaves your browser. Few understand.
The cast
Suspects in the last cycle. Tap one to make them step forward.
"This parlay is a lock."
"Your rug, sir."
"Welcome aboard. Mind the splash."
"I'm out. No, wait. Out."
"Just a small network fee..."
"gm." (sells)
FAQ
anon joined #cope-support. Rekt Raccoon is online. Back to stage 1: disbelief.
When the site is ready. Soon, ser.
No discount presale, ever. Friends & family with the invite password can reserve at the launch price, the same price as everyone, at copium.vip/fnf. Anyone DMing you a "presale" is scamming you.
Only on our X and Telegram at launch. Anything else is a fake.
Never. This site has no connect button. Anyone who DMs you a connect link is the dev in a fake moustache.
0/0. No buy tax. No sell tax.
Locked forever.
Cheap gas, real liquidity, and a home for degens who already have the app. Also the name: we rob the house and give it to the holders.
None. Not one. The team earns only if the casino does.
Half the creator fees burn it, half fund the build. Memes. Rekt Relief. The casino comes after.
No team tokens. The team buys in the public pool at launch from published wallets, and earns 35% of casino revenue only if the casino earns.