Roadmap. Token first.

WEN? HERE'S WEN.

The $COPE token does not exist yet. Anyone selling it to you right now is the dev. NO discount presale. NO VCs. Just a raccoon in a dumpster with a plan.

"It's not trash. It's a long-term hold." Rekt Raccoon

  1. A crude GM meme drawing
    NOW

    Phase 1 · Nov 2026

    PRE-HEAT

    • Website, whitepaper and a growing pile of memes.
    • Telegram and X are open. Come say gm.
    • Rekt Relief sign-ups: prove your losses now, claim later.
    • Weekly meme contests. Your worst trade could be content.
  2. A crude wen meme drawing
    NEXT

    Phase 2 · Date TBA ("wen? soon")

    $COPE FAIR LAUNCH

    • Public launch pool on Robinhood Chain. NO discount presale. NO VCs. NO whitelist.
    • LP locked forever. No team tokens. Nothing to watch, because there is nothing there.
    • Creator fees: half burned in the Dumpster Fire, half to a public build fund.
  3. The COPIUM quick games lobby on a desktop screen
    Q1 2027

    Phase 3 · Q1 2027

    QUICK GAMES

    • 23 meme quick games. Deposit any token.
    • The Dumpster Fire switches to casino revenue: 15% of NGR.
    • The Dumpster staking, the Cope Lottery, Cope-back paid in $COPE.
    • Rekt Relief claims open.
    • Plus live dealers, races and new game types every month.
  4. A crude drawing of real sports matches on a sportsbook screen
    Q2 2027

    Phase 4 · Q2 2027

    HOPIUM SPORTSBOOK

    • Real matches, pre-match and live: football, cricket, basketball, tennis, UFC, F1, esports.
    • Copy a Degen: tail the hottest hand.
    • Fade a Degen: bet against your worst friend.
    • Cope Insurance for the parlay that busted on one leg.
  5. The Wen Lambo meme slot
    Q3 2027

    Phase 5 · Q3 2027

    MEME SLOT FACTORY

    • 10 meme slots at launch: Wen Lambo, Bags of Holding, Rekt Royale, HODL Mountain, Laser Eyes, Funds Are SAFU, Pizza Day 10,000, Gas Fee Gary's Gold, Number Go Up, Probably Nothing.
    • Then a new slot every week. 52 a year. The memes will not run out.
    • Plus live dealers, races and new game types every month.
  6. A crude drawing of the Bag Exchange, where degens trade their bags
    Q4 2027

    Phase 6 · Q4 2027

    BAG WARS + BE THE HOUSE

    • Memecoin clans and weekly buybacks for the winners.
    • The Graveyard: bury your rugged coins in style.
    • Rug Cover: hedge your bag before the dev does.
    • Bankroll vaults: stake to back the house.
  7. A crude drawing of degens relaxing in a staking hot tub
    LATER

    Phase 7

    2028

    • 60+ meme slots.
    • A Telegram mini app.
    • More chains. More dumpsters.

MARKET-CAP MILESTONES (memes, not promises)

A crude number go up meme drawing
  • $1MA Rekt Raccoon billboard somewhere ugly.
  • $5M$COPE prizes for the meme contest.
  • $10MThe first quick game demo goes public.
  • $69MNice.
  • $100MA Hopium Hank costume at a match.
  • $420MWe stop counting.

WEN?

Wen token?

Soon, ser. NO discount presale, no whitelist, one price for everyone.

Wen airdrop?

Rekt Relief. Prove your losses now, claim later.

Wen lambo?

The lambo is a state of mind. Also a slot, in Q3 2027.

Wen binance?

Ser, patience.