Rekt Raccoon pops out of a dumpster under stadium lights and huffs a copium tank next to a slot machine

Sir, this is a token

$COPE(not financial advice)

The token of COPIUM, the casino that pays you to cope.

  • One launch price
  • No VCs
  • No KOL bags
  • 0% tax
  • LP locked

Fair launch on Robinhood Chain.

A sealed envelope with a wax raccoon seal

CA drops at launch: here, on our X and in Announcements, same minute.

Anyone sending you one before that is Sir Rugsworth. Status: dropping at launch.

SIR RUGSWORTH'S COIN VS $COPE

NOT ANOTHER PND.

Pump-and-dump. You know the one: a logo, a goblin and a rug.

The usual pump-and-dump coin next to $COPE, line by line, with when each line is true
Sir Rugsworth, a goblin in a tuxThe usual PND Rekt Raccoon on his dumpster throne$COPE When it's true
Insiders in early at a discount, KOLs paid in bags.Zero presale. Zero VC. Zero KOL bags. One launch price for everyone.AT LAUNCH
A 10% "marketing" sell tax.0% buy tax. 0% sell tax.AT LAUNCH
Liquidity left unlocked: rug-ready.LP locked forever. The liquidity cannot be pulled.AT LAUNCH
A mint key the dev keeps "just in case".Fixed 1,000,000,000 $COPE. Mint revoked. Nobody can print more.AT LAUNCH
The dev holds a fat bag, "locked" in a wallet nobody can find.Zero team tokens. The team buys in the public pool at launch from published wallets.AT LAUNCH
A logo, a roadmap slide and vibes.Built before the token: 23 originals, 10 meme slots and a sportsbook. The token launches into a product, not a promise.BUILT opens after launch
All the value flows one way: to the dev.35% of what the house keeps goes to the $COPE side every Monday, by design: 10 burns, 15 to stakers, 5 to LP, 5 to the lottery. Off until the casino is live.DESIGN
Buybacks of its own bag, if any.The only casino we could find whose house edge buys other communities' coins, with every txid public.DESIGN when the first clan pot pays
Fake CAs in your DMs.The CA is posted once, at launch, in the same minute: here, on our X and in Announcements. Anyone else is a goblin.AT LAUNCH
Sir Rugsworth: a goblin in a tux who pulls rugs.Rekt Raccoon: a raccoon in a dumpster, huffing copium. Funnier.TODAY
Rekt Raccoon dancing

Potential to moon: present. Promise to moon: absent. The raccoon is not licensed to promise anything. He lives in a dumpster.

Built to hold, not to dump

POTENTIAL TO MOON: PRESENT. PROMISE TO MOON: ABSENT.

Check it yourself

Today

At launch

  • The contract address: posted at launch.
  • Mint revoked: the revoke transaction gets posted at launch.
  • The LP lock transaction: posted at launch.
  • The team's published buy wallets: posted at launch.

Not a PND. A PNR: Proof, Not Rumours. Every claim on this page has a link or a label: true today, true at launch, or still a drawing.

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Rekt Raccoon's head, ready for a crown and a copium mask

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Hopium Picks

Hopium Hank calls every game a lock. Pick sides for fun when the board is up and share your My Hopium card. For fun, not advice. No money involved.

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A hopium tank, the fuel of every lock

Why $COPE

Four reasons. Zero excuses.

Dumpster Fire

Half of the launchpad creator fees burn $COPE from day one; half fund the build, on-chain. Casino revenue takes over when it opens. The fire never goes out.

IN COPE WE TRUST

Burn first. Build second.

Every fee, on-chain.

Read the chapter

The Dumpster

Stake $COPE and earn a cut of the house when the casino opens. Get in, loser.

IN COPE WE TRUST

Stakers get paid in USDC.

Smells like yield.

Read the chapter

Bag Wars

Casino revenue buys YOUR memecoin. We don't pay KOLs. We pay your bags.

IN COPE WE TRUST

5% of weekly NGR buys the top 3 clans.

Every Monday. Then it burns.

Read the chapter

Rekt Relief

The airdrop for the rekt. Prove your losses, claim later. Your worst trades finally pay off.

IN COPE WE TRUST

Your red PnL is a résumé.

Sign up now, claim later.

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IN COPE WE TRUST

Reason 5: you were going to buy anyway


How to buy

How to buy $COPE

  1. 1Rekt Raccoon digging a wallet out of the dumpster

    Get a wallet

    Get a wallet: Robinhood Wallet, MetaMask or Rabby.

    Found one in the dumpster. Still works.

  2. 2

    Get ETH

    Get ETH on Robinhood Chain: buy it in the Robinhood Wallet or bridge it from Ethereum.

    Walk the plank. The good kind.

  3. 3
    Sir Rugsworth offering a fake link

    Use ONLY our link

    On launch day, use ONLY the link on our X and Telegram. Fakes will exist.

    Fakes will exist. Sir Rugsworth is already typing.

  4. 4
    A pile of $COPE coins to cannonball into

    APE IN

    Ape in on Uniswap. Then cope responsibly.

    Cannonball.


Coming after launch

What $COPE powers. Three ways to get rekt.

Hopium before. Copium after.

HOPIUM Hopium Hank pumping the HOPIUM balloon
COPIUM Rekt Raccoon huffing copium over a red candle

Still early

Before the bet, you're high on Hopium. Pure, uncut, 100x-guaranteed Hopium.

After the bet, you need Copium. We sell both. We are very good at the second one.


Quick Games

23 meme originals. All ours. All provably fair.

Coming after launch. Nothing to play yet: every one of these opens Q1 2027, after $COPE launches. Until then, stare at them and cope.

Coins wasted: 7Toy. Not a casino. Yet.

HOPIUM LOADED. This is the one.

Plinkopium board: a coin bounces through pegs into bins
  1. 1000x
  2. 100x
  3. 20x
  4. 5x
  5. 2x
  6. 0.5x
  7. REKT
  8. 0.5x
  9. 2x
  10. 5x
  11. 20x
  12. 100x
  13. 1000x
PLINKOPIUM frame with a coin chute, a HOPIUM canister and a COPIUM canister

No wallet. No money. Just gravity.

HOPIUMCOPIUM

Rug Pull

Crash. Sir Rugsworth pulls it at a random moment. He always does.

1% edgeComing Q1 2027

Exit Liquidity

Mines. Open bags, find out who the exit liquidity is. (It's you.)

1% edgeComing Q1 2027

Dev Dump

Ladder. Climb the public launch pool. The dev might dump. The dev might.

1% edgeComing Q1 2027

Hopium Pump

Pump the balloon until it pops. Then pump it again, apparently.

1% edgeComing Q1 2027

Jeet Road

Chicken crossing. Dodge the jeets. They will not slow down for you.

Coming Q1 2027

Liquidation

Limbo. Leverage up to 1,000,000x. What could go wrong. Everything.

1% edgeComing Q1 2027

Wheel of Cope

Spin it. Every slice is a different flavour of it's fine.

Coming Q1 2027

Whack-a-Dev

Moles. The dev pops up to sell. Bonk him first.

Coming Q1 2027

COPIUM Studio

10 meme slots at launch. A new one every week.

HOPIUM LOADED. This is the one.

WEN LAMBO slot machine with a HOPIUM canister on the left and a COPIUM canister on the right
Wen Lambo? Spin and see.
HOPIUMCOPIUM

Ten at launch. Then a new slot every week until the reels run out of memes. (They won't.)

Wen Lambo

Ser, the Lambo is on the moon. Spin to get there.

96.5% RTP

Bags of Holding

Every bag has a multiplier. Every bagholder has a story.

96.2% RTP

Rekt Royale

A throne made of red candles. Tumbling gems. Long live the king.

96.0% RTP

HODL Mountain

Climb it. Do not sell at the top. Do not sell at the bottom either.

Laser Eyes

Turn the eyes on and the reels light up. Profile picture not included.

Funds Are SAFU

Every spin comes with a promise. Funds are always SAFU. Until.

Pizza Day 10,000

Ten thousand coins for two pizzas. Spin for the toppings.

Gas Fee Gary's Gold

Just a small network fee. Gary is mining gold on every spin.

Number Go Up

Multipliers that only climb. Sometimes. Ser, it is a feature.

Probably Nothing

Open the bonus. It's probably nothing. Probably a jackpot.

Wen Lambo symbols: rocket, moon, supercar, diamond fist, laser eyes, coin, green candle, red candle, wild

Coming weekly, to a reel near you

SEE THE SLATE
  • Crab Market
  • Dead Cat Bounce
  • HODL Mountain
  • Laser Eyes
  • Funds Are SAFU
  • Pizza Day 10,000
  • Gas Fee Gary's Gold
  • Sir This Is a Casino
  • Number Go Up
  • Probably Nothing
  • Crypto Winter Wonderland
  • The Flippening
  • Jeet Street
  • Sniper Bot 3000
  • Bundle Bandits
  • Cabal Vault
  • Whale Watching
  • Airdrop Hunter
  • KOL Kingdom
  • Ser Moonalot
  • GM Sunrise
  • Down Bad Dungeon
  • Few Understand
  • Liquidation Station
  • Exit Liquidity Express
  • Copium Gold

Coming next

ALWAYS MORE DEGENERACY

New game types every month, new meme slots every week.

Live Cope Table

Live dealers in Rekt Raccoon heads. Cards, cope and chat.

COMING

Memecoin Derby

Clan mascots race. Wins count for Bag Wars.

COMING

Jeet Derby

Chickens that panic-sell before the line.

COMING

Scratch the Rug

Scratch the card. Find out if the rug was pulled.

COMING

Rugo

Meme bingo. Mark your numbers, pray for a line.

COMING

WAGMI Duels

PvP flips and crash battles. Pick a fight.

COMING

Hopium Sportsbook

REAL MATCHES. REAL ODDS.

Football, cricket, basketball, tennis, UFC, F1 and esports. Pre-match and live.

Real sports matches: football, cricket, basketball, tennis, UFC, F1 and esports

BET SLIP Demo. No wagering. No money.

Total odds: 9.58x

THIS PARLAY IS A LOCK

  1. Home side to win @ 1.90
  2. Both teams to score @ 2.10
  3. Over 9.5 corners @ 2.40

Over 9.5 corners: lost by one corner.

A Certified Rekt card CERTIFIED REKT Cope Insurance refunds 1 leg
Hopium Sportsbook on a phone: real match odds, live in-play, bet slip
  • Paper Hands cash-out. Bail on any bet, any time. Hans would be proud.
  • Copy a Degen / Fade a Degen. Tail the hottest hand. Or bet against your worst friend. Both are valid.
  • Cope Insurance. One leg busted your 12-leg parlay? Get some back. We've been there.
  • The SEND IT button. One tap. Max bet. No confirmation screen. No regrets (some regrets).
  • Certified Rekt cards. Lost big? Get a shareable certificate. Flex your losses.
  • Live in-play. Real matches, real odds, updated while the ref is still being questioned.
  • Hank's Hopium Boosts. Boosted odds on the games Hank is sure about. Hank is not always sure.

Never done before: your bags, rehabilitated.

Bag Wars

Casino revenue that buys and burns YOUR memecoin. We don't pay KOLs. We pay your bags.

Dog clan against frog clan, pulling over a $COPE flag. Tap a team to cheer it on.

Rope tension: maximum. Integrity: questionable.

  1. 1Community enlists
  2. 2Members play
  3. 3Monday buyback
  4. 4The bag pumps

Bag Wars

Clans fight for glory. Part of weekly NGR buys and burns the top 3 clans' coins.

The Graveyard

Bury your rugged coins for free spins. Go out in style with a Viking Funeral paid in $COPE.

Rug Cover

Hedge your bag before the dev does. Finally, the dev isn't the only one with an exit.

Meme Slots

Your coin gets its own slot. 20% of your slot's edge buys your coin. Half drops to players, half burns.

The Bag Exchange
Rekt Relief: proof of rekt airdrop poster

Tokenomics

$COPE: the official gas of the trenches

1,000,000,000 $COPE

Supply split: 80 / 7.5 / 5 / 7.5 / 0. Public launch pool, Rekt Relief airdrop, Clan & Partner Rewards, treasury, team.

Where casino revenue goes, one slice at a time.

A pizza cut into revenue slices. One plate is empty.
  • ?%Be the House vault
  • ?%The Dumpster stakers
  • ?%Dumpster Fire burn
  • ?%LP providers
  • ?%Lottery and Bag Wars

Team tokens: 0. The dev ate nothing. The team's cut of revenue (?%) only exists if the casino earns.

An empty office chair. Nobody is getting paid yet.

The basics


VIP

The Dumpster. Get in, loser.

It's not trash. It's a long-term hold. Six floors, one trash-can elevator.


Roadmap

Wen? Here's wen.

The die always rolls SOON.


Meme wall

Certified fresh memes

Drag them around the fridge. Tap one to open it. Rekt Raccoon does not believe in copyright.


Clans

SELECT YOUR CLAN

When Bag Wars opens, casino revenue buys the winning clans' coins. Pick a fighter now. Parody clans, not endorsements.

FROG CLAN

  • MEME POWER
  • DIAMOND HANDS
  • RUG RESISTANCE

Feels good, man. Feels better green.


Meme generator

Make your own cope

Pick a meme, type your cope, download the PNG. Nothing leaves your browser. Few understand.

Slap a sticker on it

Tap to add. Drag to move, scroll or pinch to resize, drag the corner to spin. Keyboard: arrows move, + and - resize, R rotates, Delete removes.


The cast

Meet the degenerates

Suspects in the last cycle. Tap one to make them step forward.

  • Hopium Hank

    "This parlay is a lock."
  • Sir Rugsworth

    "Your rug, sir."
  • Big Dump

    "Welcome aboard. Mind the splash."
  • Paper Hans

    "I'm out. No, wait. Out."
  • Gas Fee Gary

    "Just a small network fee..."
  • The Dev

    "gm." (sells)

FAQ

Questions you were going to ask anyway

anon joined #cope-support. Rekt Raccoon is online. Back to stage 1: disbelief.

Wen launch?

When the site is ready. Soon, ser.

Presale?

No discount presale, ever. Friends & family with the invite password can reserve at the launch price, the same price as everyone, at copium.vip/fnf. Anyone DMing you a "presale" is scamming you.

Where is the CA?

Here, on our X and in Announcements, same minute at launch. Anything else is a fake.

Will you ask me to connect a wallet?

Only for the Proof of Rekt sign-up at /rekt/, and only to sign a free message: never a transaction, never an approval, never a seed phrase. Nothing else on this site asks you to connect. Anyone who DMs you a connect link is the dev in a fake moustache.

Tax?

0/0. No buy tax. No sell tax.

LP?

Locked forever.

Why Robinhood Chain?

Cheap gas, real liquidity, and a home for degens who already have the app. Also the name: we rob the house and give it to the holders.

Team tokens?

None. Not one. The team earns only if the casino does.

What does $COPE do before the casino exists?

Half the creator fees burn it, half fund the build. Memes. Rekt Relief. The casino comes after.

How does the team get paid?

No team tokens. The team buys in the public pool at launch from published wallets. 35% of NGR goes to $COPE holders (stakers 15, burn 10, LP 5, lottery 5); 35% pays the team and running costs, and only if the casino earns.

What is the Clan Pot?

20% of each Clan Slot's house edge (0.8% of every bet) buys the partner coin, plus 10% of the edge on its holders' play elsewhere. Half pays prizes in that coin, half is burned every Monday. Every txid is public.